It is very normal for people to try and change the menu, wanting to switch one thing for another, having less of this/more of that or sending stuff back when they forget to mention their various intolerances…
So it was just another day when a lady in her 30s asked about vegetarian versions of the Sunday roast.
The patient waiter explained that although they could do a nut roast, due to the way the potatoes are roasted and the stock in the gravy it wouldn’t be truly vegetarian…
The guest thinks for a bit, her tablemates place their orders, then she ordered the pork.
Just another day.
Unseaworthy 