It has taken me a while to pluck up the courage to go on another ferry since I got stuck in Belfast a few years ago thanks to a trio of storms – Dudley, Eunice and Franklyn. Quite why I remember the names of these storms but not my phone number is an unsolved mystery.
Anyway, I had to use up the last few days of my annual leave, I don’t drive and the trains were on strike (again) so I decided to be brave and take the bus to the ferry terminal. As it was a Thursday in early March, it was very quiet. I upgraded the ticket to get myself a soundproof cabin (more than three times the cost of the very cheap ticket but it meant I could take a nap) and we arrived in the Isle of Man a couple of hours later.
Perhaps it was a result of being groggy from the nap or just a general lack of concentration, but I managed to get confused in the terminal building and went to departures instead of arrivals. Eventually I got collected from the car park by a minibus and taken back to security who were concerned I had bypassed their check point altogether. My ear defenders and sunflower lanyard came to the rescue when they decided to book me a taxi to the hotel (following a passport check) rather than send me to prison.
I only saw one other person in the hotel that night on the way up to my enormous room. A huge empty room with enough space to hold a ballroom dance competition in the centre. Imagine a converted sports hall with a bed at one side, sofa against a wall and bathroom right at the other end, so far from the bed I considered getting there by bicycle.
Next morning the receptionist seemed genuinely surprised to see anyone at all. I don’t think she had seen another human being in months and gave me a very long (and enthusiastic) talk about different things to do on the island, many of which were illustrated with dusty leaflets with the previous year’s opening times on.
This was a sign of things to come. I went to the ferry terminal to get a three-day bus ticket – this time without an intervention from a security guard – and hopped on the first bus to Peel Castle but it was closed. Oh well, I thought, there is a large museum in Peel, I will go there instead. No luck with that either. I had a look around a beautiful port town (Port Erin) strolling down the deserted beach. It was so quiet, I wondered if the whole place had been wiped out by some kind of zombie apocalypse.
That night at the hotel, I asked the enthusiastic receptionist about the steam trains, apparently the entire network was finished for the winter. I asked if she had any suggestions for anything at all that would be open. It honestly hadn’t occurred to me that the entire island would be closed. She recommended the wildlife park, she knew it was open as she went there at the weekend. However, upon arrival, the sign read ‘closed Mon-Wed’ and guess what…
Having said all that, the island was beautiful. The sun shone almost the entire time and I had a great time plodding around exploring. It’s just fortunate I am happy in my own company.